Apparently SYFY, the fuckers responsible for Sharknado, are soon to be giving us a Banana Splits Horror movie. No, I am not joking and this is not an Onion headline. The Banana Splits, the Sid and Marty Kroft characters are coming back in a horror film. No lie
Nothing scarier than a man in a beagle costume, I admit, but still seems a bit silly. Why is this happening? Who knows, but here we are folks, sitting around waiting for a Banana Splits themed horror film. Ain't life grand?
I would get mad but Gingerdead Man and Killer Bong are also movies that exist, so I guess it can join their ranks.